Teaching drums can be a thankless task. People tell you they have \u2018always wanted to play the drums\u2019, you agree to teach them, they turn up at your door with the \u2018standard\u2019 5A sticks and are \u2018ready to rock\u2019.<\/p>\n
Unless they are talking about sitting in a rocking chair for an hour, expect pain. The first hurdle is trying to convince them that learning to read music is actually a good thing. You tell them that to communicate properly, they have to look at the dots. At this point they look at you like you\u2019ve just driven small car into their front room.<\/p>\n
\u2018No, no, no, I don\u2019t want to do all that. Just show me what to do and I\u2019ll do it.\u2019<\/p>\n
The fact is, nobody EVER does it.<\/p>\n
Then after about half an hour of flailing about and shortening my life by about five minutes, they generally accept that reading music is the only way to go and that it\u2019ll be a lot easier than me shouting \u2018Boom Cha\u2019 at them.<\/p>\n
Then there\u2019s the whole \u2018musicality\u2019 thing. After about a few weeks they\u2019ve learned a few basic rhythms, a couple of fills and at this point you\u2019re staring down the barrel of a musical loose cannon.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s horrible.<\/p>\n
The pattern goes like this: they bring U2 CD with them and persuade me to listen to their new-found drumming prowess. They crash around, filling the carefully crafted spaces with fills that sound like a drunken man falling down the stairs, and once they\u2019ve finished they smile at me. I smile back because, y\u2019know, God loves them.<\/p>\n
It takes a year for the sentence \u2018less is more\u2019 to actually sink in.<\/p>\n
All this makes me sound like a grumpy old man and very occasionally I\u2019ll willingly accept that charge. However, I have learned to enjoy this process and appreciate the funny side \u2013 I know God loves watching people develop their skills and they almost always get better. If they don\u2019t, well\u2026<\/p>\n
It\u2019s a metaphor for our lives I suppose. Most of us have to learn the hard way: we waste a lot of time crashing around, making a lot of noise and going our own way before we actually start to listen what God is really saying. Not sure that he\u2019s likely to say \u2018less is more\u2019, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Teaching drums can be a thankless task. People tell you they have \u2018always wanted to play the drums\u2019, you agree to teach them, they turn up at your door with the \u2018standard\u2019 5A sticks and are \u2018ready to rock\u2019. Unless they are talking about sitting in a rocking chair for an hour, expect pain. The […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,75],"tags":[180,179,178,176,177,141],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n