{"id":16725,"date":"2015-10-29T17:04:22","date_gmt":"2015-10-29T17:04:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.musicademy.com\/?p=16725"},"modified":"2019-07-17T12:22:02","modified_gmt":"2019-07-17T12:22:02","slug":"things-you-never-hear-in-church","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.musicademy.com\/blog\/things-you-never-hear-in-church\/","title":{"rendered":"Things you never hear in church"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script>(function(d, s, id) {  var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];  if (d.getElementById(id)) return;  js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;  js.src = \"\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/sdk.js#xfbml=1&version=v2.3\";  fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);}(document, 'script', 'facebook-jssdk'));<\/script><\/p>\n<div class=\"fb-post\" data-href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/Musicademy\/posts\/10153743267479433:0\" data-width=\"500\">\n<div class=\"fb-xfbml-parse-ignore\">\n<blockquote cite=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/Musicademy\/photos\/a.222829859432.128538.222807424432\/10153743267479433\/?type=3\"><p>Things you never hear in church.Anything to add? 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