{"id":2178,"date":"2009-07-06T08:06:49","date_gmt":"2009-07-06T08:06:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.musicademy.com\/?p=2178"},"modified":"2019-08-09T10:25:38","modified_gmt":"2019-08-09T10:25:38","slug":"the-10-commandments-by-text","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.musicademy.com\/blog\/the-10-commandments-by-text\/","title":{"rendered":"The 10 Commandments by Text"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I found this at McSweeneys.net. Its by Jamie Quatro<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<br \/>\n1. no1 b4 me. srsly.<\/p>\n<p>2. dnt wrshp pix\/idols<\/p>\n<p>3. no omg&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>4. no wrk on w\/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)<\/p>\n<p>5. pos ok &#8211; ur m&amp;d r cool<\/p>\n<p>6. dnt kill ppl<\/p>\n<p>7. :-X only w\/ m8<\/p>\n<p>8. dnt steal<\/p>\n<p>9. dnt lie re: bf<\/p>\n<p>10. dnt ogle ur bf&#8217;s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.<\/p>\n<p>M, pls rite on tabs &amp; giv 2 ppl.<\/p>\n<p>ttyl, JHWH.<\/p>\n<p>ps. wwjd?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found this at McSweeneys.net. Its by Jamie Quatro &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; 1. no1 b4 me. srsly. 2. dnt wrshp pix\/idols 3. no omg&#8217;s 4. no wrk on w\/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r) 5. pos ok &#8211; ur m&amp;d r cool 6. dnt kill ppl 7. :-X only w\/ m8 8. dnt steal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5303,"featured_media":23023,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[742,743],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v20.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>The 10 Commandments by Text | Musicademy<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, nofollow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.musicademy.com\/blog\/the-10-commandments-by-text\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"The 10 Commandments by Text | Musicademy\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"I found this at McSweeneys.net. 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