Two Hallelujah Chorus Trainwrecks

So, we should just let the mega-churches who have budgets, professional actors (on the stage and in the pulpit) and full-blown orchestras do all the messing up? I thought so.

Sadly, whoever put together this piece, with his opening lines, doesn’t realize that this could not possibly have been a “small church” production. A small church would have had the children in bathrobes and burlap bags, with an old, worn-out doll in a cradle, re-enacting the story of the nativity. A Big Box Church would have had live animals (complete with camels stampeding and seriously injuring people in the pews…go on, just YouTube it and you’ll see). Sometimes, simple is best. And small is always better. Avoid the sentimentality and pragmatism of it all and most big churches would close. Oh wait, check the stats… most of them are.

What was he wearing? A hospital gown? Man, so glad he had on boxers….